THE medical conspiracy SHOW

This award will be presented each week during our show, to recognize outstanding achievement, whether knowingly or otherwise, in the aiding and abetting of the sinister totalitarian goals of the Medical Establishment, particularly to include the deliberate defamation and demonization of Lase Med Inc. as a threat to the beneficiaries of the mainstream cancer industry's sacred cash-cows, and toward the elimination of Lase Med Inc. as a respected pioneer in the field of innovative cancer treatment.

HONORED RECIPIENTS:

• July 04, 2011:
1) Attorney James Hicks;
2) Attorney James Hicks; and
3) Attorney James Hicks.
For the first time in the history of this prestigious award, it was presented this week three times in a row to the honoree. This week the honor went to Dr. Carpenter's third attorney during the recent "legal" fiasco, for intentionally failing to do his most basic of duties: failing to file the defense depositions of his client, failing to file the required Protective Orders on the LIESH protocol, working with the opposition during the entire proceeding, and finally for having the gall to sue Dr. Carpenter for the so-called "balance" of his fee, after being justifiably fired for not doing his job.
SPLAT! SPLAT! AND SPLAT!

• June 04, 2011: Attorney- Political Toadie Will Bond;
for the ridiculous reasons presented in his motion to request exclusions of the testimonies of Dr. Carpenter's defense witnesses, which had miraculously materialized finally... after weeks of the Court's denying their very existence.
SPLAT!

• May 21, 2011: Frederick Marton Carpenter (aka Marton X);
after his online outbursts of nonsense and lies, following our comical portrayal of him in our radio drama series.
SPLAT!

• April 23, 2011: Bill Henderson and Political Toadie Will Bond:
For being the obvious source of origin of retaliatory attacks to discredit a recent favorable message placed by a former LIESH Therapy patient on one of the online message boards.
SPLAT!

• April 02, 2011: Medicare.
Medicare has decided this week to allow payment for the new drug, Provenge, for patients with advanced prostate cancer. The drug is advertised as one capable to extend the life of patients for FOUR months, versus the TWO months with regular chemo; this is at the cost of $ 93,000 per patient.
SPLAT!

• February 05, 2011: Atty. & Political Toadie Will Bond.
Whether you call him Little Willie, Lord Snake, Lord Hiss, or Lord Blood Libel, the lawyer-politician gets it again this week, for more of the flagrant abuses listed below.
SPLAT!

• January 22, 2011: Atty. & Political Toadie Will Bond.
For flagrant abuses of the Justice System, frivolous litigation based on lies, corporate sabotage, accessory to antitrust and patent law violation, a blogosphere defamation campaign at his command, spoon-feeding blog posts to the blog bashing gang, having our defenders banned from blogs attacking us, hiring hackers to attack our website (not to mention the creation of three trojan horse malware pages still on page one of Dr. Carpenter's search results), publically exploiting victims of oncology's failures, and trying to "place the killing weapon" into our hands in any number of rediculous and shamefully deceptive ways, and anything else the Enemy sees fit.
SPLAT!

• January 1, 2011:
THE 2010 "URN" OF HOT COFFEE ON THE HEAD:
This is an annual award, for the overall "champion troublemaker" of the year for 2010. This is no minor accomplishment. It is given for sabotage above and beyond the call of duty. The Urn must be earned; and this year, for winning the Hot Coffee in the Face award a total of four different occasions, we are proud to dump this urn of boiling hot coffee onto the head of ambulance chaser, liar, slander-puppeteer, and political "toadie" of the medical syndicate, Will Bond (a.k.a. "Lord Snake.")



SPLOOSH! Feel the burn that you've earned.

* Runners up, tied for second place, each with two previous awards:
Bill Henderson, "Shutdownlasemedinc," and Mr. "Alhimik."

"Coffee in the Face" Award Honorees for 2010.

New award for 2011,
The "Pazzo" Award.

"Pazzo" is an Italian word for "crazy," which is the best word to describe the online behavior required to win this exclusive award. Recipients of this award will demonstrate a rudimentary knowledge of modern psychotherapy terms, (possibly the result of personal experience as a psychotherapy patient), combined with fits of regurgitating entire paragraphs from psychology books, in response to the apparent evil voices in their heads, while to most they simply appear to be talking to themselves.


• Awarded on June 04, 2011:
to Attorney- Political Toadie Will Bond, for the ridiculous reasons presented in his motion to request exclusions of the testimonies of Dr. Carpenter's defense witnesses, which had miraculously materialized finally... after weeks of the Court's denying their very existence.

• Awarded on May 28, 2011:
to the local authorities near L'Aquila, Italy, for their absurd manslaughter charges brought against seismologists in that area, for their failure to predict an earthquake which killed some 300 people in 2009.

• Awarded on April 16, 2011:
to Lord Barrister Hiss, and the real life attorney- politician (Will Bond) upon whom his character is based, for the renewed online activity of his hired blog trolls spouting disinfo that came straight from him.

• Awarded on April 02, 2011:
to Lord Barrister Hiss, and the real life attorney- politician (Will Bond) upon whom his character is based, for the outrageous comments made in context of his bogus lawsuit against Dr. Carpenter, as portrayed this week, with all its comical absurdity, in the first episode of As the Garbage is Thrown, in the old time radio drama we call Medical Conspiracy Theatre.

• Awarded on February 05, 2011:
to a blogger who goes by the screen name of Alhimik (Noun, Russian: "alchemist."), who is thought to be the one responsible for the recent hacker attacks against Lase Med Inc, to include the deletion of an html file from our website, as well as the creation of several trojan-horse bearing "search hits" inserted into search engines last year.

• Awarded on January 29, 2011:
to "ladycancerpatient" again, who now, in addition to posting countless entries calling Dr. Carpenter a psychopathic delusional serial killer, is now trying to make people believe that "Manuka honey" of all things, has cured her (ALREADY dead from LIESH Therapy) cancer, which she insists on calling a "fungating tumor" ... incidentally this is the same type of honey that Dr. Carpenter has recommended for patients to aid in healing, and to control the malodor of the healing process. If she really thinks it is the honey which has cured her cancer, then what she is really saying, whether she realizes it or not, is:
"LIESH Therapy has cured my cancer and the Manuka honey is helping with the healing process,"
because without the LIESH Therapy having been done beforehand, rendering the tumor dead, the honey would indeed have done NOTHING.

• Awarded on January 22, 2011:
to a former patient and newest recruit to Shutdownlasemedinc's blog bashing gang, a blogger who goes by the screen name of ladycancerpatient.

New award for 2011,
The "What Does-a-That Mean" Award.

This award is not just for making hateful, slanderous, or false statements; in the course of their hate filled tirades, some, we have noticed, have become so full of vitriol that they basically cease to make any sense at all, to anyone but themselves; and that alone is the key criterion for winning this award.

• Awarded on May 07, 2011:
to Political Toadie Will Bond, for being the suspected source of a cryptic blog comment left by the enigmatic troll known as SKILLZZZ; a comment with "sniffing" undertones.

• Awarded on April 16, 2011:
to oncologist Bill Tranum MD, so-called expert witness for Therese Westphal in the bogus lawsuit against Dr. Carpenter, portrayed as Dr. Pompous Peacock in our radio drama, for his idiotic statements per the lack of medicinal value of LIESH therapy.

• Awarded on April 09, 2011:
to biochemist Silvester Alavez, for his claimed discovery in anti-aging and Alzheimer's disease research, connected to yellow dye or turmeric.

• Awarded on March 26, 2011:
to Shutdownlasemedinc, the professional agent-provocateur, and for close to a year, the most outspoken of the anti-LMI trolls, for making statements on a public forum implying that Dr. Carpenter's daughter and office manager was going to "turn her mother in" to local authorities, for alleged "crimes," in order to keep from going to jail herself.
What does-a that mean?

New award for 2011,
The "Pants-on-Fire" Award.

There should be no explanation neccessary, as for the criteria upon which this award is based. Simply put, the award is given for lying.

• Awarded on May 21, 2011:
to Frederick Marton Carpenter (aka Marton X, aka Barracuda 666), after his online outbursts of nonsense and lies, following our comical portrayal of him in our radio drama series.

• Awarded on April 23, 2011:
to bogus lawsuit plaintiff Therese Westphal's oncologist Dr. Schwartz, (aka Herr Flick MD), for lying under oath during his testimony.

• Awarded on April 9, 2011:
Awarded collectively, following the release and on-air discussion of Lase Med Inc's newest video compilation, "Advanced Basal Cell Carcinoma Treated with Non-Invasive L.I.E.S.H. Laser Therapy":

1.  to "Shutdownlasemedinc" and "Crooked Arrow," for spreading the LIE that L.I.E.S.H. Therapy is "INVASIVE SURGERY PERFORMED BY A NON MD."

2.  to "Alhimik the Alchemy Hick," for his lie-based and completely puppeteered online tirades against Dr. Carpenter, claiming she burned his father with the laser. It can be clearly seen in the video that NO BURNING TAKES PLACE.

3.  to everyone, ex patients and oncologists alike, who have claimed and published statements online to the effect that Lase Med's treatments do not kill cancer. The evidence of massive coagulation necrosis, and the confirmation of the tumor's death shown by the maggot therapy segment of the new video (maggots that ONLY EAT DEAD TISSUE), proves once and for all that anyone spreading statements that "L.I.E.S.H. Therapy does not kill cancer" is plainly and simply LYING, whether or not it's due to disinformation provided to them by agenda-driven people in positions of trust.

Mini-Award: the
"Shaddap-a You Face" Award!

This award will be presented from time to time, to recognize others who have harmed us, or who have unsuccessfully attempted to, but not on so grand a scale as to warrant scalding coffee being thrown in their faces.
Call it a consolation prize if you will.

• Awarded on March 26, 2011:
to "Crooked Arrow," a self-proclaimed holistic health guru, and co moderator of Health Salon dot org; for disseminating her know-it-all igno-maniac opinions about Dr. Carpenter; what is worse, from what she has written, her opinions were formed by reading the work of the political-interest-driven Anti LMI blog trolling gang, every one of them connected to the same ATTORNEY AND POLITICAL CROOK; then telling her trusting readers in the same paragraph that (1) she is going to (for the second time) close down comments for the (second) Lase Med thread of her website, and that (2) she would not trust Dr. Carpenter to perform what she ignorantly calls "INVASIVE SURGERY" on her without an MD degree. Penetration of light is NOT invasive surgery.

• Awarded on March 12, 2011:
to "El Chemo Bandido," a Topix troll who uses several screen names such as "DARK, DARKER, DARKEST" and "SKILLZZZ," who always enters his "name" in caps, whose location changes from post to post, but is always in Mexico; for his continuous attacks and insults, to not only Dr. Carpenter but also the webmaster, calling him a coward when he won't even identify himself.

THE FOLLOWING IS OUR OPINION:
He really deserves this award.

• Awarded on February 05, 2011: (#2)
to "Shutdownlasemedinc," for the denial of her past comments attacking Dr. Carpenter's granddaughter, for her name "Sabrina," which she then said was "a fitting name for a third generation witch," and which now she denies ever having said.

• Awarded on January 22, 2011:
to our dearest old misguided friend and follower, "Shutdownlasemedinc," for coming out of hiding and bringing the whole blog bashing gang with her just in time for the bogus lawsuit deposition.

THE "ZIP-IT-FOREVER" AWARD OF 2010... THE BIG SHADDUP!

• Awarded on January 1, 2011:
to professional agent provocateur "Shutdownlasemedinc" (aka Dr. Sanjay, many other fake names on the mobosphere, too many to list), for reasons which should be obvious, and similarly too numerous to enumerate.

"Shaddap-a You Face" Award Honorees for 2010.